From his vantage point outside the gym, Peeping Tom Slylock Fox is in no position to hear the interaction between Cassandra Cat and the One-Armed Dog. For all he knows Cassandra Cat is attempting to sell her nephew's school fundraiser's off-brand Krackle bars to her captive audience, as everyone does at work. Detectively speaking, Slylock Fox is jumping to one hell of a conclusion on this one.
But to the question posed: Cassandra Cat is not a certified trainer because if she were she'd know that fiber will help her exhausted client move his bowels but not build his muscles. But as as scams go, selling fiber bars instead of protein bars is hardly in Bernie Madoff's league, now is it? Come to think of it, she could just as easily sell regular protein bars to old sweaty there; they wouldn't help him pack on the muscle any more than his workouts will. Promising that old dog a healthy body through excercise is the real scam.
Am I right?
I am! I won this round, Bob Weber Jr!
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